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Gary R. Heacock,
Certified Fabric Protection Technician
| We are experts in the application of all types of fabric protectors to all types of fabrics. We match the best brand and type for the best results on carpets, rugs, and upholstery fabrics. We have available 4 types of silicone products, and 4 types of fluorocarbon products. We feel that no single type or brand is best under all circumstances, and upon examination of the item that is desired to add protection to, we will recommend and apply the best for that single purpose. Please contact us for further information, or an estimate. |
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Man to woman in a bar- "Your body is like a temple."
Woman- "Sorry, no services today."
Man- "O.K., here's a dollar for external renovation"
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One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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Its always difficult to bring sad news, but I thought you should know:
Today, there was a great loss in the entertainment world.
The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died.
What was really horrible was that they had trouble keeping his body in the casket.
They'd put his left leg in and...
Well, you know the rest.
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