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In the South, on busses, blacks and whites frequently argue
where they will sit on the bus. One bus driver was
fed up. He stopped the bus, ordered everyone off,
and said-"I can't stand all this bickering about blacks
and whites and where they can sit, and where they can't sit.
From now on, everyone is green. O.K.?
Everyone said "O.K."
"Right, " said the bus driver. "Everyone back on the bus.
Dark green in the back, light green in the front".

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down" "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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